this is pretty corny

By now you've probably learned of the giant twilight corn maze in Utah. It's at Black Island Farms and is actually pretty amazing. I've been watching the local corn maze grow for a while now and it looked pretty boring but I would absolutely pony up $10 to wonder around in the twilight maze. You should all know I have a small obsession with how cheesy and silly twilight is.


When the last book came out my boyfriend and i were looking around the local book store which was under siege with all sorts of little girls dressed up crazy and acting a fool. we went to another bookstore and I decided we needed to know what the hype was all about so we bought "twilight" I confessed to the cashier guy that I was more comfortable buying porn. I read it and didn't tell the wolf man (my boyfriend) anything at all about it because i had been planning to force him to read it. He got eight chapters in before he gave it back and said he couldn't force himself to suffer through it anymore. I read the other books, laughing and crying (from laughing so hard). Well after a while all sorts of trashy twilight merchandise started popping up, my favorite is the Edward doll that can read your "ming".


So my love of all things trashy twilight leads me to the corn maze, this is exactly what i would expect from someone hoping to capitalize on twilight. Corn on good people of Utah, corn on.


This sucker opens around my birthday, maybe i could make the drive...

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p.s. yes i saw the movie, twice and almost received a beat down.